(04:24: 48) <h3h> so boobs are better than food
(04:24: 58) <h3h> well...boobs are better than food pretty much all the time
(04:25: 01) <h3h> but yeah
(04:25: 02) <h3h> :D
(04:25: 21) <Cheezman> it's ok to take a break from boobs once in awhile to eat pizza...
(04:25: 30) <h3h> yes indeed
(04:31: 32) <Cheezman> guys like their three b's, beer, boobs, and pizza.
(04:31: 47) <Cheezman> pizza is just an upside down b, after all.
(04:32: 03) <Cheezman> and if you disagree....have another beer. >_>

(22:45: 32) <truant> oh, shit, I almost choked on a boner
(22:45: 35) <truant> fuck....a BONE
(22:45: 37) <truant> BONE
(22:45: 45) <Brooke> BONER
(22:45: 46) <Cirosppc> LOL
(22:45: 47) <Brooke> :D
(22:45: 48) <truant> B-O-N-E
(22:45: 52) <Brooke> R
(22:45: 55) <truant> ack!
(22:45: 57) <Brooke> :D
(22:46: 28) <truant> I'm gonna go die now

[14:59] (tn) yeah, i'm a butt king.

That is such old news.

(20:47: 08) (reverie) i will NEVER SWALLOW
(20:47: 29) (Lele) never say never!!! bwahaha
(20:47: 41) * michel_v takes reverie off his list of possible future dates

(18:04: 57) (jean) it's quite empty in here
(18:05: 32) (h4h) yes but we are a spunky bunch
(18:06: 46) (brut) its not the size of the room, its the amount of chatter( or lack there of) that makes it great :p
(18:07: 21) (jean) yes.. it reminds of women who say that size doesn't matter :/
(18:07: 36) (jean) all liars
(18:07: 53) (h4h) i'm sure it matters to an extent
(18:07: 55) (h4h) within reason
(18:08: 20) (brut) depends on a frontal or a side view

(23:17: 57) (Lele2) Andrea, are you breastfeeding?!
(23:18: 09) (Andrea) I forgot my baby at home
(23:18: 10) (pei) The black baby?
(23:18: 15) * Balthazar blinks.
(23:18: 15) (Andrea) I hopoe my dog deosn't eat it
(23:18: 16) (pei) ANDREAH
(23:18: 16) (Lele2) OMG :O
(23:18: 17) (Andrea) :X
(23:18: 20) (pei) how could you?!
(23:18: 24) (pei) :OOOO
(23:18: 27) * Lele2 gasps
(23:18: 27) (Andrea) She didn't fit in the suitcase!
(23:18: 30) (pei) LOL
(23:18: 38) (pei) That's... a wonderful reason
(23:18: 38) (Lele2) I'm calling social welfare

(04:49: 07) (Lele2) hehe so do you think we'll still here chatting away in 10 years? :P
(04:49: 11) (Lele2) That sounds rather scary
(04:49: 24) (Lele2) oy I'll be 31 -
(04:51: 03) (Andrea) I didn't think I'd still be chatting here at 20
(04:51: 08) (Andrea) and now I'm almost 21
(04:51: 09) (Andrea) :x
(04:51: 11) (Lele2) lol
(04:52: 11) (Andrea) But I imagine in 10 years we'll still be here, you'll be bitching about doing Juan's laundry and I'll be bitching about being a spinster

<michel_v> it's not like the ending was particularly intricate like "OMG there's a
<michel_v> Matrix inside a Matrix too!"
* Balthazar clears his screen...again.
* Balthazar grumbles at Michel. :)
<michel_v> I liked it too. I found it quite slow to begin though
<michel_v> there are parts of the second and parts of the third that I disliked
<pei> lol
<pei> did he just spoilt the movie?
<pei> damn
<michel_v> but that can't keep me from ENJOYING these movies
<pei> i didn't see it yet
<pei> thanks a lot, michel :P
<Balthazar> I didn't read enough for that to happen pei.
<Lele> EVERYBODY RUNS THROUGH A FIELD OF LEPRECHAUNS!
<Lele> AND NEO FINDS A POT OF GOLD AND DOESN'T SHARE!
<pei> LOL
* Balthazar giggles.
<Lele> that bastard Neo

[Gentle] Hey
[Gentle] Everyone in here except for Kyra and pei and Lele is an asshole!
[Gentle] YOU HERE ME?!
[Gentle] hear*
[Lele] I here you!
[Gentle] oh god I made a mistake!
[Gentle] >:O@Lele
[Gentle] Fucker
[Lele] And I thought you to be infallible
[pei] LOL
[pei] A misspelt word while trying to insult people
[pei] VERY bad move there.
[Lele] shutup pei your a luser!
[pei] oh fuck u Lele ur nt tat great urself
[Lele] kekekke
[Lele] dye
[pei] goddam tis chat sux
[pei] :P
[Lele] :O
[Lele] imma hax u

(04:47: 01) <Cheezman> Ive got bunches of armpit hair
(04:47: 08) <Cheezman> I could probably grow an armpit hair beard (more...)

<Tito-Erik-Hawaii> Wanted: Single Man -
<Tito-Erik-Hawaii> Who will marry my slightly retarded roommate, must not mind endless gossip. Virgin, 36 years old. Likes to run around in provocative clothing, or nude.
<pei^away> hm
<pei^away> does the man HAVE to be single?
<certron> i'm not 36 yet.
<certron> i don't own any provocative clothing, either.
<certron> i don't think that position is for me.

Jason : You should leave now while you KNOW you can get away
@Lele : Jason, the soldiers want to get rid of the corrupt govt not kill hundreds of innocent civilians to promote their cause
@lauren : my dad is sleeping.
sarah-is-kal: lol
Juan : :D
sarah-is-kal: sounds like something my dad would do lauryn
Juan : ahah lauren i like your dad
@lauren : and if he were panicking we'd be long gone by now
@lauren : hehehe
@lauren : what sucks is that the government only does action when foreigners are involved. :P
@phonakins: yeah the news here is all about the australians over there
aLiEnWoRkShOpBoI: lol
@phonakins: yeah lauren
@lauren : so much for loving your own countrymen!!
Jason : Lauren...come to the states...
@lauren : i will, eventually :P
@phonakins: heh and the US is soi safe :p
sarah-is-kal: lol
Juan : yes
sarah-is-kal: Canada baby
@lauren : but really, when you live in the philippines, coups arent a very big deal anymore
@lauren : i've lived through one coup
@lauren : i dont see why i wont live through this one

<TheInfamousJuan> poor pei :(
<peiathon> err
<peiathon> why poor me?
<TheInfamousJuan> your own browser... steals your belongings
<TheInfamousJuan> well.. it's quite infamous :x
<peiathon> lol, my browser steals my belongings? how?
* peiathon looks at IE
<peiathon> EVIL!
<TheInfamousJuan> peiathon: your poor handphone :/
<peiathon> oh
<michel_v> juan: you mean broTHer :p
<peiathon> heh
<TheInfamousJuan> omg
<TheInfamousJuan> i need to wake up
<peiathon> i was made to choose between my 8210 and that motorola C350
<@Lele> LOL
<TheInfamousJuan> it's the worst evidence of geekiness ever :(

[01:21] <Sparky> i dunno- jumpy- cos they jump at everything i say
[01:21] *** pei is now known as pei^ignoringchat
[01:21] <Sparky> plus they jump me
[01:22] <Will> Sparky: well that's your problem then, no?
[01:22] <Will> Sorry Pei
[01:22] *** juan-phone is now known as Juan
[01:22] <Sparky> I think I upset it
[01:22] <Will> "it" ???
[01:22] <Sparky> wait..
[01:24] <Sparky> edit: her
[01:24] <Will> hrmmm
[01:24] <Will> took your time there mate
[01:25] <Sparky> i had to check her member profile
[01:25] <Sparky> in order to make sure i got it right
[01:25] <Will> wofl
[01:25] <Sparky> i think shed be even more annoyed if i called her male
[01:25] <Will> this is going into my book of classics!
[01:26] <Will> why the "IT" ???
[01:26] <Sparky> book of classic what? chats?
[01:26] <pei^ignoringchat> you may blog it on chat.the-protag.com
[01:26] *** pei^ignoringchat is now known as pei
[01:26] <Will> pei: i'm already typing it in
[01:26] <Will> i mean
[01:26] <pei> because pies are it's

[12:16:19] evie: my chicken died this morning. :(
[12:16:22] Lele: :O
[12:16:22] evie: RIP.
[12:16:26] Lele: i am still alive evie dear!!
[12:16:27] Erin: :P
[12:16:30] Erin: LOL
[12:16:34] evie: :( it was a cock.
[12:16:35] Lele: don't bury me!!!
[12:16:39] Erin: HAHAH
[12:16:42] Erin: LELE IS A COCK
[12:16:45] evie: yeah.
[12:16:46] pei: LOL
[12:16:47] * Erin laughs
[12:16:47] evie: ROFL
[12:16:59] Lele: I'm a penis?
[12:17:05] evie: *giggles*
[12:17:14] Erin: hahaha
[12:17:16] Lele: hrm now i know why you people like to touch and snuggle me a lot

3:18 PM: daynah: Erin! lol
3:21 PM: Erin: Hm?
3:21 PM: daynah: oh.. heh
3:21 PM: daynah: i was listening to your fondling again ;)
3:21 PM: Erin: lol
3:21 PM: Erin: :P
3:21 PM: daynah: can't help if it i get excited lol
3:21 PM: * Erin fondles daynah somemore

[17:32] *** Cheezman89 (Rook@dilexnet-596EB77.dul.mn.charter.com) has joined #protagonist
[17:32] <Cheezman89> that sucked
[17:32] <@Will> wb cheez
[17:32] <Cheezman89> HEY EVERYONE WHATS THE SECRET OF LIFE?
[17:32] * Cheezman89 gets disconnected
[17:33] <Cheezman89> hmm 89 where did that come from
[17:33] <pei> :P
[17:33] <@Will> the secret of life is maintaining a steady connection
[17:33] <Cheezman89> heh
[17:33] <Lele> lol
[17:33] *** Cheezman89 is now known as Cheezaboo
[17:33] <Lele> that;'s actually quite profound ;)
[17:33] <Lele> A STEADY CONNECTION
[17:33] <Lele> WITH LIFE
[17:33] <Lele> HARMONY
[17:33] <Lele> BALANCE

[16:06] *** court changes topic to '(19:04:42) [Jason] I'm in Los Angeles...we're too cool for rules... (Am I trapped in the 80's or something?) | [Ian] Jason, one look at your hair will answer your question. (19:06:15) [Jason] What about my hair?'
[16:07] [Jason] I pity the fool who breaks his own rules!
[16:07] [Brit] i was going to say the same thing jason, haha
[16:07] [Ian] The sad thing is that even with the bulbous mass of hair, that still went over with a resounding 'woosh'.
[16:07] [Ian] lol
[16:07] [Jason] Huh?
[16:07] [court] exactly.

[12:55] <court> jason!
[12:55] * court puts paint in jason's hair
[12:56] * Jason is not moving
[12:56] <court> daynah!
[12:56] <court> dead jason!
[12:56] * daynah pours glitter on jason
[12:56] <daynah> heh.. pretty jason
[12:56] <daynah> he so sparkly
[12:56] <@Will> lol
[12:57] * court puts paste on jason's fingers
[12:59] * daynah plays pattycakes with jason
[12:59] <daynah> jason's fingers blue now!
[12:59] * court puts big blue paint streaks on jason's eyelids
[13:00] <court> pretty makeup!
[13:00] <Erin|hp`audio> lol
[13:00] * court hands erin paper
[13:01] <daynah> ewin, draw!
[13:01] * court paints lipstick and blush on jason
[13:01] * daynah takes a crayon and draws on ewin's paper
[13:01] * court puts yellow paint in jason's hair and points
[13:01] <court> no yell.
[13:01] *** Jason is now known as Jason-Passed
[13:01] <court> blonde
[13:02] *** Jason-Passed is now known as Jason-Coma
[13:02] * Erin|hp`audio paints boogers coming out of dayday's nose

(Andrea) I tried to download X2 last night and ended up with Snoop Dogg's Doggystyle
(Andrea) I didn't remember naked women at the beginning of X-Men
(Andrea) I thought maybe it was the outtakes